Tuesday, March 19, 2019

The Plastic Bag Snag


Taken this afternoon, just across the street from my house. I rest my case.


If you have been watching the news you will have seen a lot of a certain senator which I shall not name, whose initials are AOC. The woman annoys me immensely but there is one thing she said that brought up a serious issue, the question of single-use plastic bags.

We all know this is a serious problem. The over loading of landfills is the least of the issue. Many bags never make it to places of disposal. We have all seen bags floating on the wind, caught in trees, littering the streets and yards, it’s disturbing on so many levels. Even those that end up in landfills often escape. I know kids whose summer job was to walk around picking up bags and other trash that blew out of the land fill and ended up on fences and bushes for miles around. Also, reports of whales and dolphins dying recently have been connected with plastics that have found their way to the ocean. There is no question that this is a problem we need to deal with.

AOC: “I can be upset that I get ten plastic bags at the grocery store and then have to toss out my plastic bags because the recycling program in the area is tough, and that’s ok."

Now, my first reaction to AOC’s terrible dilemma was, “Well duh, why don’t you use reusable bags, Lady, make your actions fit your preaching.” But ummm, wait. I can’t point any fingers here, because I don’t use reusable bags either. I used to, but I gave up. Let me tell you why.

I had decided that I was going to do my part to keep plastic bags out of the landfill. So, I bought some of those heavy fiber bags that the store sells to reuse for your shopping. I do the bulk of my shopping on a weekly basis rather than going to the store every day, for economical reasons mostly, (but I’ll let you think that it’s so I use my car less and decrease my carbon output.)
Therefore, when I shop I have to have a lot of bags. I soon found that using reusable bags in this situation is not the socially accepted thing that you think it would be.
Note: I have never tried Cresbi crates so I can’t speak to that, other than they are expensive and look cumbersome. From those observations, I suspect they have some of the same issues that the bags do.

Problem number one: Check out persons hate reusable bags because it interrupts their routine. I personally had a check out man at Wall Mart by the name of Roger (I don’t know him and do not judge him) who had a minor mental break down when he had to put my groceries in the reusable bags. I was subjected to watching the man have a temper tantrum as he yanked the bags open, slammed in my bananas and eggs and mumbled under his breath. (You can’t make this stuff up.) Yeah, he had a hissy fit. Me, being a person who hates conflict in any form, left the store slightly traumatized. It could have ruined my day if I had not found a way to laugh about it later. I could have spoken to the manager, who I know personally, but I did not. I let Roger stew in his own nasty day, figuring he would be called out eventually. I didn’t let it deter me from using my bags after that either, I just made sure that I didn’t go to Roger’s lane. Most of the checkers were pleasant and polite, though you could tell that it was a hassle for them to vary their routine. There must be a reward for being fast in the world of checkers, because if you slow them down they don’t like it.

 Problem number two: The person behind you gets annoyed as well, because it takes a minute longer. Now, I don’t really care what the person behind me thinks, it’s none of my business and they can get over it. But, there is that fear of conflict thing with me, and I’m very sensitive to negative vibes. I try to avoid them.

Problem number three: Reused bags can be unsanitary. Nobody wants to put today’s stock of celery into last weeks blood stained meat bag. Yes, you can wash the bags. BUT … Washing the bags makes them floppy and hard to load which makes the check-out guy even crankier. Laundry is not my favorite pastime. Time is valuable to me. It’s a hassle now, not just for the checker, but for me.

Problem number four: You have to remember to have the bags with you. We all have those times when we are out and about and remember something we need to buy at the last minute. Unless you have your bags with you, you will be stuck. You can say to keep them in the car at all times, but what if for some reason you are in a different car or, heaven forbid, the bags are in the wash?

I could go on complaining about how the stupid bags are always underfoot somewhere and blah blah blah, but you get my gist. Reusable bags are inconvenient both physically and emotionally, which is why many people, including myself, don’t bother with them.

What is the solution? I have a couple of ideas to put forward.

Solution number one: Design a better bag. I have in mind a bag that is made of a lightweight durable mesh. It should have a simple draw string handle that pulls up to carry and easily undraws for loading. It should have some button-hole like slots on the back so the check-out people can hang it quickly on their turntable racks just like a plastic bag. They fill the bag and turn the table. You, or the bag person, grabs the handle, which cinches up the bag as you put it in the cart. When you get home, you unload your goods and throw the bag in the dishwasher. When the dishwasher has done its thing and you unload it and put the bag, which wads up very small, into your purse to take with you the next time. This would be convenient for both you and the store employees.
The bag should be pretty and colorful so it is a joy to use. Don’t slap a logo on it, I want to be able to use it anywhere without feeling like a sandwich board. If the bag is cool enough that someone wants to know where I got it, I will be glad to tell them.
Oh yeah, they should also be dirt cheap so anyone can afford to buy them in whatever quantity they need.

Solution number two: The Personal Shopping Cart This is a much more ambitious idea, but I think it could be a great solution. It could eliminate the need for bags entirely. Say you have a personal shopping cart that you take to the store. It could be lightweight and expandable like luggage with wheels. You use it in the store, knowing it has not been used by other people so it is relatively germ free, eliminating the need for those disposable wipes you see left all over the place. You wheel your cart to the check-out stand and put your goods on the conveyor. Then you push your cart to the end where the checker and the bag person puts it all back in your cart after you have paid. This is how it works now, only with a personal cart you would not need to bag the goods. You would push your cart out to the car, load the whole thing in the trunk and take it home. Now, the problem here is that it might be too heavy to lift. We need an engineer to design this. Maybe it could have a power assisted lift or some sort of jack system built in that allows you to slide it easily into the trunk and slide it out again easily once you get it home. It would also need to have generous sized wheels that you can pull up the stairs and down, in case you do not have a wheelchair accessible home. Then, when you get to your house, you wheel your cart into the kitchen and around to various rooms to put away your goods. It could then fold up to sit by the door, where you hang your keys on it, so you remember to take it out with you next time you go. This, if designed well, could be the ultimate in convenience and remove most need for disposable bags. You may want a few lightweight reusable bags in your cart for things like fresh produce that has to be weighed and other small items that you buy in multiples, but we talked about that above.

Does anyone else have a good idea for a solution to this problem? Government intervention generally causes more problems than it fixes. There is no need for useless intervention if we all put our minds together and create solutions.

I’d love to see your comments below.

Monday, March 18, 2019

All the world's problems can be solved . . .





I have become more and more convinced in the last few years that, as permaculture promoter Geoff Lawton says, “All the world’s problems can be solved in a garden.”

I’ve been pondering this idea for some time and looking into facts and opinions from all sides.
Some topics I hope to address on Norma’s Garden Path are: The Green New Deal, Climate Change, Gardening in Schools, Permaculture, hope for the future, and any other topic that arises as we move forward that I feel opens discussion and allows us to come together for solutions rather than divisions. I will do my utmost to present all the facts from all sides of any theories or topics I talk about. If you have a particular topic along these lines you would like me to research and discuss, please feel free to comment and I will look into it.

Please note that all comments on this blog will be monitored by me before posting, so if you are a troll, don’t bother. I will try to post any comments that are pertinent to the topic, as long as they are not meant to inflame or divide people, but be careful to have your facts straight and your temper under control before you post. Yeah, I may say something that you don't agree with, but you have that same right as long as you do it with respect and logic.